Hide the Duke

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"

Two Frogs

2 mendhak (frogs) jhil ke kinaare baithe huyein hote hain! kaafi der baadh pehla mendhak kehta hain........
tarr!
yeh sunke 2ra mendhak kehta hain.........
tarr!
SANNATA(silence)!
thodi der baadh................ 1 la mendhak kehta hain............
tarr!
to 2ra mendhak kehta hain.................
tarr!
FIR SANNATA!
bohot der baadh.... 1 la mendhak kehta hain................
tarr! t
o 2ra mendhak kehta hain................... tarr!
FIR SE SANNATA.. Bohot der baadh............. 1 la mendhak kehta hain............
tarr! tarr!
to 2ra mendhak kehta hain........ abey, topic mat change karr !!!!

Musharraf in Tunnel:

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed.
Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.


Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"

Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."

Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."