Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp.....
I'm playing cards andwe've misplaced the JOKER.


from Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!


U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. >

Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's decision !

cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ...........
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Maine poochha chand se
"dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
Chand ne kaha
"Abey, itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

Good looks catch the eyes,
but good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...

Woh chum le ek bar, to aati nahi neend,
unki meethi awaaz mein hee, raat jaati hai beet,
isliye kehta hoon yaaro,
kachhua jalao machchar bhagao

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking
someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

sunsaan sadak ke paas ke sukhe hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni ke murjhaye hue patte par baithe hue bhoot ke pair(leg) se nikalte hue khoon ke bimar bacteria, how r u?

Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man, but she didn't tell her son because,
"saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"

Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both case you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

A sardar lost his donkey, but still he was dancing, someone asked him y r u dancing?
sardar said achha hua main gadhe pe nahi baita tha varna main bhi kho jata.